This night has ripped my research paper hymen. It hurt at first, and was really uncomfortable. But then I felt the knowledge start to spread me apart, and I got into the rhythm of it. Eventually it started to feel good.
And then I had to do citations. Citations are the condoms of research papers. You know you have to use them, but it’s a hassle, and honestly, it just feels better if you don’t use them.
And I don’t know, I guess buying a completed paper is like having an abortion? It cost money and you feel empty inside afterwards?
I really put too much thought into this.
