January 2012
4 posts
Poetry
So for my Creative Writing course, I’m going to be writing a shit-ton of fucking poetry for the first time in my life. I will do my best to post whatever bullshit I come up with for your viewing pleasure. You are fucking welcome.
December 2011
2 posts
December 5th
I’m drinking beer, writing a paper due tomorrow morning on whether abortion is morally wrong or not, and listening to Christmas songs. This is going to be an interesting night.
For the record, I’m about 45 minutes in, and I’ve already yelled ‘Cunt’ at a video on youtube. The video was a 12 year-old girl going on about how abortion is wrong. I think I’m fully...
November 2011
6 posts
1:26
Hitting that phase of late-night paper writing that I think will become very familiar in the future. Suddenly everything I’ve written is shit and I want to start over again. I feel like I want to cry, but then realize I don’t cry, which is weird. But I tell people all the time like a quirky aspect of my personality, but it’s really not, it’s just some random fact that...
to let out one's breath audibly, as from sorrow,...
It’s one of those nights where I need to finish up this paper, but I went to hockey anyways and then hung around afterwards with the guys at McDonalds. And now that I’m finally sitting at my computer I realize I’ve been reading blogs for the past half an hour, and I’m halfway through In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. And I have work right after school. And I just want to be...
MY BRAIN IS GONE!
This night has ripped my research paper hymen. It hurt at first, and was really uncomfortable. But then I felt the knowledge start to spread me apart, and I got into the rhythm of it. Eventually it started to feel good.
And then I had to do citations. Citations are the condoms of research papers. You know you have to use them, but it’s a hassle, and honestly, it just feels better if you...
I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY ‘I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF MILEY CYRUS’ WITHOUT BEING LAUGHED AT!
Late Night pt.2
I feel like I would be a much better blogger if I always stayed up too late and drank to much coffee. And always had a paper to procrastinate doing work on. Or had anything of value to say. But, lucky for me, I live in the internet age, SO THAT LAST POINT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER!
Pop Culture in the United states after WW2 is like a star, starting off small, and then growing and growing and growing until it grows so huge that it starts to collapse in on itself. And then it’s so dense and convoluted that it absorbs anything that comes near it.
I know that doesn’t really make sense, but in my mind right now that’s the deepest fucking thing I’ve ever...
June 2011
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March 2010
13 posts
Oh 90’s Christians. You make everything better.
January 2010
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December 2009
2 posts
Happy Holidays!
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November 2009
2 posts
Grab the book nearest to you. Flip to page 71....
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“‘Would Sark hesitate to stop at murder in such a case?’” The Currents of Space by Isaac Asimov.
‘May I have that paper, Eileen?’
Red Dragon, Thomas Harris
“A lot of people were like Dwayne: they created chemicals in their own bodies which were bad for their heads.”
Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut
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September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
4 posts
This made my day →
June 2009
16 posts
Glasses
So I’m on the prowl for a new pair of glasses. If you think you have an idea of a pair that would look good on me, i’m open to suggestions.